(A play on one of the ten Commandments, "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. This would imply that Santa is once again a pedophile. "), ("Mofo" is slang for "motherfucker." Their latest video is no exception. With Snoop Dogg, Nice Peter, Epic Lloyd, Elena Diaz. 02:47 (Santa jabs at Moses resembling Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars since he wears robes in the same manner as him. A "ho" is a slang term for a prostitute. And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys. That's why my rhymes are so cold! There are also videos that puts Bruce Lee against Clint Eastwood, Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven. ', (Moses is referring to mall Santas, and how kids sit on their laps to be asked what they want for Christmas. That's why my rhymes are so cold! Listen. Santa is very fat and sort of looks like Papa Smurf, as they both have white beards and wear red clothing. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a … MOSES! 2:20. You've been a naughty boy. Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. ), My list says, "Killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand. I spit diamonds, but I'm serving up some fresh coal! Cameo appearances: Elena Diaz and Monica Weitzel as Moses' Honeys. (Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, a frosty, cold area which Santa says is a reason for his "cold" rhymes. Epic Rap Battles of History's Moses vs Santa Claus. ), (One of the elves' duties is to take care of Santa's reindeer. It's kinda hard talking directly to the G-O-single-D. (The next line is also from "Gin and Juice", in which Snoop says, "It's kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double-G." In this line, he talks about the drama making it difficult to communicate with God.). Snoop Dogg) December 10, 2012 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 rating. Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. One of the legends around Santa says that he has the ability to make snow by spitting diamonds, the hardest substance on earth, so he also means that his raps hit hard. Moses vs Santa Claus is the twenty-seventh of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and the 12th installment of Season 2. Also, because the waters of the Red Sea smothered the Egyptians after the Jews crossed it, Moses could be found to have killed them. This track is on the following album: ), (They're Santa's helpers, but they're magic. Moses compares the Israelites he led to the Promised Land to Santa's elves, saying that his "crew" of the Israelites would defeat the elves, leaving Santa to plead for Moses to let the elves go. But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf. When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, (According to the Jewish religion, God revealed the Ten Commandments to Moses while he was on Mount Sinai. ), (This line is inaccurate as in the "Bible", God punished the Hebrews for listening to negative speeches from scouts who were in Israel. Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison. ... Santa Claus Attacked by Disgruntled Reindeer ... Man's Overjoyed Reaction To Seeing Color For The First Time Here at RTM, we love getting to watch people experience seeing color for the very first time. Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him. 28: 13 "Adam vs… Sweet robes, Obi. The way Moses stars this out is the same way Snoop started out his song, "Gin and Juice". It could also refer to Moses being high on drugs, as he was seen smoking in this part of his verse. I spit diamonds but I'm … It was released on December 10th, 2012. During Passover, Jews traditionally eat matzo in lieu of leavened bread in remembrance of these events.). ), When I'm finished with my crew you'll be screaming, let my little people go, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go." I'm from the North Pole. Nice Peter as Santa Claus and the Announcer Posted on 12/09/2020 12/09/2020 by apho2018. Snoop, playing Moses, tweaked "commandment" with his trademark "-izzle" suffix to keep rhyme with "chisel"), 'Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. "), Stay away from my chimney with your candy canes and peppermints, (Santa Claus enters homes through the chimney and leaves behind candy canes, a peppermint candy, along with presents. I got a new commandizzle for y'all. I'm from the North Pole! (One well-known part of Moses' story was that God told him to raise his staff when the Egyptians were near, and the Red Sea split, allowing the Hebrews to escape. I spit diamonds but I'm serving up some … There was also a Smurfs Christmas Special in which Papa Smurf was mistaken for Santa Claus.). Because of this, Santa claims he had best turn himself in, as long-suffering was salvation according the bible. 2:20. They also have attractive breasts, which make milk. Moses says to let the little people, in this case, Santa's elves, be freed. ), (Jews are forbidden by Scripture to eat any part of a cloven-hoofed animal that does not chew its cud (i.e. The punishment was to wander for 40 years. of my milk … How else do you think I got these two golden calves? Buy. people, (Exodus is the book in the Bible that follows Moses's travels in leading the Jews to the Promised Land, and is used to describe the mass departure of the Jewish people. $0.99 Start your 30-day free trial of Unlimited to listen to this song plus tens of millions more songs. A "hood" is slang for neighborhood. Thou shalt not let your children sit on a … Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. Who gets lost for forty years?!" Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. Or was there something in rule six I didn't understand? It takes nine reindeers to haul your fat ass. (According to Santa, Moses appears to symbolize the look of a homeless man.). The auto-caption here displays "jolly bowl a jelly", which makes zero sense except as a recognition error.). All that sand turned your brains to mush! You ain't a saint, you a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow. This is a reference to the popular Christmas song Deck the Halls. He then inhales a joint and says, "God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf. Exodus lasted forty years. (Santa knows if you've been "bad or good", and Moses possibly refers to "naughty" kids, meaning there's a sexual connotation to them, and Santa watches these kids in their sleep. Moses VS Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles Of History [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! ), I'm a prophet you're a fat saint named Nick, (Moses claims himself as better than Santa Claus, saying that while he's a prophet, Santa is just a fat saint with a simple name. From the Album Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. "Flock" could also be a reference to Moses being a shepherd before his mission from God.). Learn the full song lyrics at MetroLyrics. Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong. Santa Claus VS Moses Forth is the twenty-third installment of EERB and the twelfth episode of Season 2. Epic Rap Battles REACTION!!! Here, he uses it to refer to Israel in the B.C. Santa says here that because Christmas is more popular and brings more gifts, Jews get envious.). This even shows up on his background in the rap.). (Santa enters kids' houses to give them gifts, and he watches kids when they sleep, which Moses draws similarly to that of a stalker and/or pedophile.). The golden calf became a symbol of worship. (He backs up his claim of Moses being naughty, meaning he won't be getting any gifts this year. It's kinda hard talking directly. Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. Listen to Moses Vs. Santa Claus by Epic Rap Battles Of History Feat. ), (To deck means to decorate something or knock someone to the ground with a punch. Epic Rap Battles of History - Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (Season 2) 423455.Erb.Battles 2017-01-21T14:00:37+00:00. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole That's why my rhymes are so cold! Santa Claus is coming to town. Epic Rap Battles of History videos often consist of comedians parodying a war on words by using pop and historical figures. Vs! Moses uses the slang term "fo' sho' yo," meaning "for sure, yo" to punctuate his line and create a triple rhyme for the next. (Santa read about Moses's religion, Judaism, and he finds it very strict. I think you need to stop smokin' all that burnin' bush. Santa says Moses is too uptight trying to administer God's law and that he should teach the Jews to chill out and want some fun instead so they'll be happier for it. Moses vs. Santa Claus: Epic Rap Battles of History 02:20. Moses vs Santa Claus. Epic Rap Battles Of History. ), I'm a prophet who stayed on a mountain for 40 nights before I came off it, (Moses traveled up Mount Sinai for forty days and forty nights, in which he received the Ten Commandments. Moses says that because Santa eats too much and has become too fat, his "hood," the North Pole, should be called the "land of too much milk and honey. Santa tells Moses to write down what the elves and he say. Moses' skin was dark from leading the Israelites in the hot desert for years with robes on, so Santa says he's been one too many days in the sun, replacing "one" with "Wan", as in Obi-Wan.). Three Christmas elves (EpicLLOYD) join Santa Claus during his second verse. ), Where I'm from that's called breaking and entering, (Moses doesn't want Santa to come down his chimney because it is akin to a burglar breaking and entering into his house. I'm a jolly bowl a jelly, giving holiday presents, (In the story "The Night Before Christmas", Santa is described as a jolly old elf with his tummy jiggling like jelly when he laughs, bringing gifts during the holidays to the good boys and girls. I bring joy every year. age, a.k.a. The phrase "little people" used here has two meanings: one refers to the ordinary people in a country or organization who do not have much power; the other refers to people of uncommonly short height, like dwarves or elves. ), Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this, (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and selling products. Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go. Nice Peter as Santa Claus Snoop Dogg as Moses EpicLLOYD as the elves Monica Weitzel and Elena Diaz as Moses' honeys(cameos) thou shalt not let children. A cold phrase generally refers to a phrase or rhyme that is cruel.). ), (In Exodus 7:9 and Exodus 7:10, Moses is told to throw his staff down in front of the pharaoh and it would turn into a serpent, of which he does successfully. If Moses had not laid the groundwork of Jewish religion and further on in time, Christianity, Santa would have never come to exist. Share on Facebook. Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! "ruminate") or any animal that is not cloven-hoofed but which chews cud, such as pork or, in this case, bacon. Moses vs Santa Claus. (Egyptian rulers, or Pharaohs, kept others as slaves. Moses Versus! Mozart vs Skrillex. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer you represent sandals and a scraggly beard! I read your book. The phrase "Let my people go" is in the Bible, although it is usually attributed to God, who instructs Moses to tell the Pharaoh, "Thus sayeth the Lord, 'Let my people go, that they may serve me.'" to the G O single D. hand me my chisel. (Moses states he is leaving for the Promised Land of Canaan, which flows with milk, honey, and apparently, drop-dead gorgeous women, or honeys, as he calls them. 559. ), ("To beget" means "to bring or bear", as in to bear a child. Burning bush, in this case, is referring to drugs, like weed, which is "taken" by smoking it, and Santa says it may be making Moses go crazy. Eddig 60 alkalommal nézték meg. Rasputin vs Stalin. (Sand, common terrain in Egypt, is abrasive and can erode some substances into a gelatinous mush. You need to stop breakin' into houses and creepin' and peepin'. ), (Moses compares Santa to a UPS man, i. e. a delivery man working for United Parcel Service, due to his shipping of packages. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window) Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) Click to share on LinkedIn … Summer Concert Tour Dates!!! Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. Santa rebuts the line about Moses "sleighing" him, insisting that he can't do a simple task of making people happy over the course of forty years. Another meaning to this is that coal, when under intense pressure, can turn into diamonds.). Seeing an Egyptian abusing and insulting a Jewish slave, Moses killed the Egyptian and fled away from Egypt.). Teach your flock to covet some fun! Moses calls himself the "prophet's prophet," as he was told by God that the prophet Jesus would arrive, being the prophet of the prophet. The difference is a lack of direct payment, as Santa is never depicted receiving direct monetary gain for his work. Snoop Dogg, 5,338 Shazams. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole That's why my rhymes are so cold! The second of ten plagues brought upon Egypt by God through Moses was millions of frogs emerging from the Nile.). According to the naughty list and history, Moses became the Prince of Egypt back when he was at his teenage years. ), (A prophet is an inspired teacher or proclaimer of God's will. Moses vs Santa … This is a reference to his actor, Snoop Dogg, being known for smoking weed often.). You'd best arrest yourself; you broke your own law! 2:20. VindictivePotato. sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. ), (Santa's is known for his jolly laugh of "Ho Ho Ho!"). so much drama in the Israe-L B C. it's kinda hard talking directly. (Moses literally broke the first tablets with the Ten Commandments written on it when he was enraged by the sight of the Children of Israel worshiping a Golden Calf (this act of worshiping other gods was also forbidden with accordance to the Ten Commandments). BEGIN! Claus: Santa Claus is comin' to town! Wan-too-many days in the sun? It was released on December 10th, 2012. SANTA CLAUS! Snoop D-O-double-G (who went by Snoop Lion for a time) appeared in the Epic Rap Battles of History web series. Moses vs Santa Claus – Epic Battles of History. ), You're a puppet for profit hungry rich motherfuckers stuffing their pockets, (Moses makes another jab at Santa Claus being a centerpiece of capitalism greed. vistas 197. 09 Dec (Santa never pays the elves to our knowledge, which makes it seem like unpaid labor. Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. Supangle Bob. You're a glorified secretary, so write this down! Moses explains that his journey across deserts and up mountains gave him well-toned calf muscles, or "golden calves. "Stocking" could also be seen here as a phallic euphemism. Moses says he'll send out this snake again to have him attack Santa. Epic Rap Battles of History - Behind the Scenes - Moses vs Santa Claus. He also wants Santa to keep away from his stocking, which is used to put presents in. It features the Jewish grave robber, Moses Forth, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus, and his elves. As such, they ate an unleavened bread known as matzo. To the G O single D I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer, You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold! ), Christmas is the promised land so get the fuck out, Santa claims that the Promised Land has become Christmas and the religion it stands for, telling Moses to leave. The phrase "milk and honey" is also said in the Book of Exodus during Moses' vision of the burning bush. Browse more than 20,000 videos on AceShowbiz.com and find out our daily video collections. Moses VS Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles Of History [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to … (Christmas, or "Christ's mass", was developed to celebrate the birth of Jesus in contrast to Roman pagan festivals, according to one of several theories on its origin. Compartir en Facebook Compartir en Twitter. In the mid-20th century, a ninth reindeer, Rudolph, was created for the novelty song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". According to the Bible, Moses killed an Egyptian to protect a Hebrew. Nicholas".). and walk off into the land. Contents[show] Lyrics Santa Claus (1st Verse): Sweet … Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers, https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/Moses_vs_Santa_Claus/Rap_Meanings?oldid=1493615. Exclusive Prime pricing. The past tense, "begat", is used frequently in the Bible. Moses vs Santa Claus. (Santa traditionally uses eight reindeer to pull his flying sleigh. Moses is comparing Santa to the Pharaohs with his elves, and due to this, Santa is not a Saint, which comes from "St. Epic Rap Battles of History. Santa Claus: Sweet robes, albeit one too many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! It takes nine reindeer to haul your fat ass, you took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass.". "Epic Rap Battles of History" Moses vs. Santa Claus (TV Episode 2012) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Directed by Dave McCary. [Verse 1: Santa Claus]: Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Santa Claus is coming to town . You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." 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HISTORY Moses vs Santa Claus. A(z) "Moses vs. Santa Claus (Season 2)" című videót "EpicRapBattles" nevű felhasználó töltötte fel a(z) "zene" kategóriába. Rap battles of the past include the Wright Brothers vs. the Mario Brothers. Moses Vs Santa Claus. ), (Christianity is a religion that was created by in worship of Jewish prophet Jesus Christ. Moses vs Santa Claus Santa Claus: Sweet robes, Obi, Wan-too-many days in the sun? [Santa Claus:] Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun, Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! The Torah and the Old Testament of the Bible document much of this "drama". By. 2:08. (While Moses was gone receiving the Ten Commandments, the Israelites created a calf made of all their golden jewelry in fear of Moses's absence. Gennadiyfisg. ), (As a present, an elf holds up a GPS for Moses, saying he could use it to find the Promised Land. Moses! ), You hang with elves and deer whose noses glow, (Santa is typically depicted as working with elves, who help make the presents for the children, and reindeer, who fly his sleigh. geniuslevels - October 23, 2015. This is most likely intentional ignorance used to insult Moses, misinterpreting "wander" as "lost".). (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments for the Hebrews, which would make him a "glorified secretary". Mohamedlloydybv. Santa Claus Begin. Moses wants Santa to not do that, for a reason that'll be explained in the following line. (A shot at the Sixth Commandment, "Thou shalt not kill." Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. It's kinda hard talking directly to the G O single D! Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 music video in high definition. You brought a plague of frogs. The auto-caption here misspells "honeys" as "honies", but no meaning is changed by the error. Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y'all. Historic Epic Rap Battles: Moses Vs Santa Claus. One key reindeer is Rudolph, who has an unusual glowing red nose that helps navigation in clouds and fog. Here, Moses is once again jabbing at Santa's weight, and he's also likely criticizing aspects of the Christmas holiday by calling them "more mass".). (A critical part of Moses' story is that Moses saw a bush that was burning, but wasn't consumed. Tweet on Twitter. Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and … I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy, (Moses says he'll beat Santa ten times in rhyme before bread leavens, or rises with yeast. You represent sandals and a scraggly beard! Snoop Dogg) Epic Rap Battles of History. (A pot-shot at the Jews, the "chosen people" who, coincidentally, observe Hanukkah, often prior to Christmas. (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments on stone plaques with a chisel, and now he wants to write an eleventh. Here, the elf tells Moses to suck Santa's balls. Begin! Watch Snoop Dogg single 'Moses vs Santa Claus (Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2)' Music Video! ), Lay off the sweets fat man, you're hella chubby, (Moses tells Santa that he eats too many sweets, resulting in his weight. ), ("Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" is a popular Christmas carol, and here, Santa says he's making his entrance to beat Moses. Santa: You're a glorified secretary. "Moses vs. Santa Claus" 2:20: December 10, 2012 () Link: Jewish prophet Moses battles against the modern personification of Christmas, Santa Claus (Nice Peter). Stop preaching, homie. Man, I represent cheer! It took you forty years to make your people happy, This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Yo, here's a GPS! (Santa brings presents for kids once a year and represents most kids' favorite holiday, Christmas.). 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